As the Type 40 bad girl made clear in The Doctor’s Wife, she doesn’t like him bringing home strays. The TARDIS, as we know, likes to fire her pet Time Lord at interesting moments in history and watch the fireworks. Anyone less mad than the Doctor might have noticed by now the TARDIS navigation always works perfectly when the crisis demands, but never when he fancies lunch, or tea and biscuits at the Eye of Orion.

Now those pesky humans who keep following him home are usually content to stumble about, saying, ‘It’s bigger on the inside,’ and remain sufficiently in awe of the Police Box magic never to question it. But clever, sceptical, hard-to-impress Clara might just cause trouble. It’s almost like it’s all building to something… Oh! What’s this I’m writing today?

-Steven Moffat, explaining why the TARDIS doesn’t like Clara

The most frustrating thing about Moffat is that he can sometimes say the most profound, insightful things about Doctor Who, and then turn around and say something that makes it look like he’s never watched the show before. Clara is not the first companion to question the “Police Box magic” and the previous companions did not stumble around in blind awe of the TARDIS.

Rose, in her very first episode, started questioning how the TARDIS worked and why it was disguised as a Police Box. The Doctor dismissed her questions because he was still in his “Humans are Stupid Apes” phase, but she was questioning it nonetheless.

Donna was confused and terrified when she first went in the TARDIS because she thought she’d been kidnapped, but when the Doctor invited her aboard the TARDIS a second time she dismissed his attempts to give her the inspiring “The TARDIS is bigger on the inside” speech. She never remained in awe of the TARDIS and in one episode was shown actively learning how to pilot it.

Martha, the first time she travelled in the TARDIS, asked the Doctor how the TARDIS worked and how it was able to travel through time. She also insulted the Doctor’s ability to pilot the TARDIS.

Amy was skeptical of the TARDIS the first time she saw it when she was seven, and even when she finally got to go inside the TARDIS she was actively questioning the magic Police Box she’d long since stopped believing in.

Rory was not perplexed or impressed by the TARDIS at all and had already guessed that it was able to be bigger on the inside than the outside because the inside existed in a different dimension. 

For goodness sake, Leela questioned the Fourth Doctor about how the TARDIS could be bigger on the inside than the outside, making him explain how the TARDIS was dimensionally transcendental in 1977!

Furthermore, the TARDIS never said she didn’t like the Doctor bringing home companions in “The Doctor’s Wife.” Her exact quote is: “I exist across all space and time and you [the Doctor] talk and run around and bring home strays!” “Strays” is not implied to be negative in this quote; in fact, just a few moments later the TARDIS refers to Rory as “the pretty one.” 

Clara is not particularly special or unique in this regard, no matter how hard Moffat tries to convince us she is. She’s not the first to refuse to travel with the Doctor until she’s ready, or to set her own terms for traveling with him. She’s not the first to question the Doctor for the way he tries to convince people to join him as his companion. And she’s not the first to question the TARDIS. You want to have a plot where the TARDIS doesn’t particularly like a companion? Fine, but don’t shit on all the companions that came before Clara to try to build her up as the only one smart enough and skeptical enough to question the “Police Box magic.”

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#also just WOW do I hate the idea of the tardis as this omnipotent and MALEVOLENT force #INTENTIONALLY trying to fuck up the companions lives because IT’S JEALOUS #fuck out of here that is some crazy sexist bullshit (via oodlyenough)

You know what I hated about that quote? He’s implying that there’s a story coming up where we learn why the TARDIS was particularly persnickety toward Clara when I thought that storyline was over. In both DotD and TotD, Clara and the TARDIS are getting along just fine. In fact, one of the few things I didn’t like about the 50th (yes, I liked the 50th) was seeing how well the TARDIS cooperated with Clara, with absolutely no explanation on how that changed. 

And now we’re supposed to forget about that scene and assume that the TARDIS still doesn’t like her, for some unknown reason? Can Moffat not remember his own stories for longer than five minutes? He’s worse than George Lucas, and that is saying something.

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DOWN WITH MOFFAT!

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thegreatgherkin87:

[x]

Damn son

That face. That shirt. That smile. DAMN.

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Tonight’s Game of Thrones Episode

lumos5001:

those who read the book:

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those who didn’t read the book:

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When this scene started I was so excited for the sheer amount of sass that was to come.

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motheroflesbians:

everyone in the game of thrones fandom:image

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MY FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS /in no particular order/
Edward Kenway (Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag)

Edward: You would see all of mankind coralled into a neatly furnished prison, safe and sober, yet dulled beyond reason and sapped of all spirit. So, aye… with everything I’ve seen and learned in these last years, I do believe it.
Torres: You wear your convictions well. They suit you.

EDWARD!

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hitthejackelswitch:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

^ME TOO

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anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.

The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.

I know other factors come into play.

But something isn’t right there.

No. One of these women is hated for being a shit actress and for sleeping with a married man.

And the other is loved for being an Oscar winning actress who eats McDonald’s on the red carpet and is basically flawless.

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punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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wearykind-:

YOUR NAME IS BENJAMIN LINUS, AND YOU ARE IN A NET OF LIES.

wearykind-:

YOUR NAME IS BENJAMIN LINUS, AND YOU ARE IN A NET OF LIES.

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hermionejg:

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

I almost cried.

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quote me out of context a lot after i die
jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)
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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

HE’S SO FUCKING ADORABLE

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